Ultimate Toilet Poop Perfume Test


Today we stop and smell
the toilet perfumes. Let’s talk about that( music playing )Good Mythical Morning. Thank you for making us
a part of your daily routine. Today we are gonna be
bowling with fire.
Literally. We’re also gonna be playing
“People Also Ask”
with Jimmy Tatro. But first, we’re all human. And part of being human means
that every now and again you gotta craft a fudge pop, you know, clear the cache, make an underwater sculpture, – deploy
the chocolate torpedo…
– Yes. …or feel a brown dog
scratching at the back door. We’re talking about poop,
y’all, and where there’s poop,
there’s stink, but luckily there is a log truck
load of toilet perfumes… ( makes spraying sound )
…available on the market to
spray in your bowl and cover that stank, but which one is the best? It’s time for… Welcome to the throne room. Okay, we have eight popular
toilet perfumes, and all of these except for one, are the kind that you spray on the water
before you drop the deuce. We’re gonna be spraying
on the water, and then we’re gonna be adding
something nasty, smelling and comparing. – Oh, we’re not pooping?
– No, thank goodness– Oh, I’ve been saving up. Oh, well, we can take
a break before we move on. Okay, yeah,
I need that right now. Up first we’ve got Poo-Pourri. This stuff’s been around
a while, since 2007. It is actually what we have
in the bathrooms here
at Mythical Entertainment. We’re not partial. It’s just out for a while
and we’ve got it. It’s 14.95
for a four-ounce bottle. That’s 4.98 per ounce. And we also have V.I.Poo. Oh, clever. Keeps nasty smells in the bowl. This is $9 a bottle, – Ooh, expensive.
– … is 3.23 per ounce. It’s cheaper than Poo-Pourri. Link:
One, two, three. The poo in this round
is burnt rubber. We’re each gonna scoop
this. You scoop first and then
we’ll smell yours first. – Ooh, man.
– It’s strong, man. Smells like a drag race. I got three logs. I’ve got the other three logs. Ploppin’ it in. – Oh, wow.
– That’s citrusy. That smells rosy. Except there’s no–
there’s no nasty scent… – No, it’s not really–
– …with either one of them. They’re both doing a great job
at concealing the smell. – Yeah.
– But this one’s a lot
stronger smelling. – It is. Yeah.
– And it’s more expensive. So it seems like the one that
doesn’t have to work as hard and overpower your bathroom
with perfume-y smell and is a little bit cheaper, has gotta win if they’re
both doing a great job. V.I.Poo it is. All right,
now we’ve got Deuce Juice. I like the name. Yes, this is the result
of a Kickstarter campaign. It is the least expensive per
bottle. It’s 6.99 per bottle
or about $7 per ounce. Up against Just a Drop. It’s called Just a Drop, but then the instructions say, “Put a few drops.” – Oh, that’s…
– Directly into the bowl. …a little conflicting. Uh, so this is small
packaging here. It’s $8 a bottle, which comes
out to over $13 per ounce. Okay, this says four to five
spritzes after shaking. so I’m gonna do five again
for this, and you wanna do five drops? Is a spray a drop?
That is really an existential
question. It says “a few,” is not five. – You wanna do three drops?
– Yeah. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three. Okay, and the poop
is stinky cheese. We just need to make sure
that we get– – Oh, gosh.
– …exact– like, there’s three kinds of cheeses
in here. Oh! It’s horrible. I feel like I gotta touch it. I’m sorry. I gotta touch it. Bloop! Oh, you gonna put two– I’m putting– There are basically three
different types in here. I ain’t touchin’ it. I’m using my scooper, man. Oh, gosh! that’s the worst. I got one poking
out the top, too. See if you can make
that happen. – It does happen.
– Oh, yeah. – Wow.
– Does a really good job. I mean, even that little– – It does do a good job.
– Oh, when you get in there– – You got a ox burn.
– You typically don’t get that close to the poop. – I mean–
– Maybe sometimes. If you get your face
right up on the cheese, you can still smell it. Yep.
( coughs ) Hm, but it does a good– I mean, if I’m just in the air– if I’m just coming in after
somebody drops one… Right. Would you know? I can still smell it
a teeny bit. Oh. – Wow.
– That’s pretty nice. – Just a Drop–
– Just a Drop did it. Wow, that stuff is potent,
man. – You gettin’ a little?
– Oh, yeah,
this is gettin’– this is gettin’
a little rank over here. Nice. Just a Drop. And we’ve got Mask,
which is a Moroccan rose spray. This is very minimalist design. They’re not trying
with a cute name or anything. You kinda gotta respect that. Also it’s described
like a wine on the back, with top notes, middle notes,
and bass notes and all these different scents. As long as it covers
the bass notes that I leave
in the toilet. And it is 12.95 per bottle, about $4.44 per ounce. And that’s facing off against
Fifty Shades of Brown. Uh-huh. This is a after-you-go spray, so it’s not a before you go in the bowl spray. Fifty Shades of Brown. No other formula tackles this
many shades of brown, from burnt umber to deep sienna. I’ve had both of those. I’ve also had just straight
black sometimes. Oh, wow, yeah. Okay, so I’m gonna go ahead
and spray this one in the
traditional way and we’ll wait to spray yours… ( together )
Afterwards. And the stink
that we have in the– Oh, my gosh, it’s fogging up. This is durian, stinky fruit. Mm-hm. Oh, gosh. It stinks, but I gotta say, it’s kinda tasty. ( shudders ) You all right?
You all right?
You look– This durian is bringing me
to my knees. Oh, gosh, it’s horrible. It’s pretty strong.
I gotta say. Pretty strong. Okay, I’m dropping her in. I’ve got the remainder here. How’s that? And I’m trying not to make
too big of a splash. Whoop! Oh, I can still smell it. Yeah, it’s kind of becoming
part of the scent, though. It’s like, hm. Yeah, but my dookie smells
a lot stronger than that. And so if it’s letting
a little durian through, it might let a lot
of my dookie through. That’s not gonna do anything. Who– Who are we kidding? – Smell it.
– Spray some on it. Come on,
let’s give them a chance. No, we’re doing what they say. It does help. Yeah, it does. ( together )
Ugh! But then when you–
I mean– I mean, if you’re gonna put your
nose right next to your poop, that is not recommended. Fifty Shades of Gone. Now we’ve got Unicorn Gold, a very cute bottle, by the makers of Squatty Potty. This has gold in it, Link. There’s gold in
them there bottles. – Really?
– Yes, it is suspended
in each spritz
of Unicorn Gold. Real gold reacts with sulfur
to cancel out odor “and make your next brick
the best you’ll ever lay.” That still doesn’t make it
the most expensive bottle.
How much is it? It’s 15 bucks for the bottle,
about 2.63 per ounce. So pretty midrange price again. It’s going up against the most
expensive bottle we have, Glitter and Go. Warning– contains no glitter. So don’t get your hopes up. “Livin’ the Dreamsickle”
is the flavor. Well, mine’s Fruity Booty. Again, this is the most
expensive, $15 a bottle, which comes out
to $3.75 per ounce. Let’s spray it. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five. Okay, and for this round
our poo is pig bung. yes, that’s pig anus, or as Link once called it, “panus.” No, that’s what I was
experiencing. – Okay.
– “Painus.” Oh, gosh. All right, you dump first. – All right, b–
– Oh, gosh! – Oh, once you–
– Oh! – Once you catch it–
– Oh! Okay, yeah, it’s been out
for a while. Oh, gosh! – Why did you–
– Oh! ( coughing ) One! I’m getting two bungs. Gosh, it smells like feces,
but it kind of makes sense since it’s usually what it is
inside it. Oh, my gosh. Oh… This is strong. What we’re doing
is important, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re doing it for the people. Oh, you can– Well, it’s mostly nice scent. It’s pretty fruity.
The Fruity Booty really
comes through. Yeah. I’m not getting any pig booty
’cause of the fruity booty. There’s exposed bum right there. You can see it. I don’t wanna see it. – ( clears throat )
– Smells like Sprite. It does. Doesn’t it? Yeah, it does.
It smells like Sprite. No glitter. Again, what– I mean, we’re able to get this close. It’s done a good job. And there’s bung just sitting
there looking at us. It looks like the sand worm
from “Star Wars.” Uh, it’s neck and neck. I think we’re gonna
have to go to some– We’re gonna have to go to
some tertiary features. I like the story of gold. Unicorn Gold is significantly
cheaper per ounce, and it’s got frickin’ gold
in it, so if anything–
if your life falls apart, you could probably
get it out of there… and sell it. Let’s go with Unicorn Gold
for the win. Okay, for V.I.Poo
vs. Just a Drop, we’ve got ( high voice )
…little baby skunks. These stuffed skunks have been
covered in actual skunk spray. Yay. – They’re not– Oh, gosh.
– Oh, yeah, there it is. Oh, yeah, that’s real.
That’s real skunk. – Ooh-hoo, man.
– Man. That smell is being legalized
across the country. Oh, gosh. Yes, it is. And then let me get this other
one in there without breathing. ( groans ) I just got him sitting–
I’m gonna put him on his side. Put them on the side. Yeah, ’cause otherwise the whole
tail just sort of… sticks out the top. Whoop. Oh, man, that’s still… Man, it’s like a rosy skunk. It’s like a skunk that’s trying
to go on a date. – You know what I’m saying?
– Yeah, yeah. It’s like you’re not covering
it up completely. – Wow.
– I like Just a Drop. The skunk is gone. I can see the skunk,
but I can’t smell it. We’d be driving through things
in Georgia when I was growing
up, like when I was really young, and I’d say,
“What’s that smell?” My dad said, “Damn polecat.” But it would’ve been him, huh? A polecat was a skunk. I thought it was just him
saying he farted. Yeah. This one wins, man. – Just a Drop.
– Just a Drop’s killing it. Okay, as Mask faces off
with the Unicorn Gold, we are using rotten eggs They’ve been out for a month,
we were told. Oh, gosh. ( both groan ) The worst. Okay, man, I’m gonna have to
break some of them just– ( Link retching ) – I don’t even know what to–
– Oh, gosh. Are you holding your breath,
man? – Nope.
– Hold it. I got six eggs. Look at that. I feel like
we gotta get these– – Oh, no.
– …these things out of here. Oh, gosh, it’s horrible. ( both groan ) It’s– I mean, it helps a lot. Oh, man. This is like your uncle’s just
been eatin’ beef jerky for 14 days straight. Coming from the wilderness. Yeah, and he just has, like,
a big ol’ tub of black coffee. – Let’s go over here.
– ( blows raspberries ) Wow. Oh, it’s really lingering
over here. It’s, like, trapped in the area. But this smells
like a unicorn’s butthole. Unicorn Gold
is bringing it. All right, our finalists,
Just a Drop and Unicorn Gold– to test them,
the ultimate test in stank, we’ve got surstromming. Oh, our old friend. – Ah, the stinky, Swedish fish.
– And it’s cold. ( gags ) It’s– It’s– Oh! Oh, God! – Like a–
– How does it happen? – ( retches )
– Oh, no! We gotta scoop it! No, we gotta get it in there.
We gotta get it in there! Oh! I need a gas mask! – No!
– Aah! – ( groaning chuckle )
– ( shudders ) ( gags ) I don’t think
I can breathe in. I’m breathing–
I’m breathing corner air. ( shudders ) Okay, yeah, Chase,
come take these. Come take these sp–
whatever they are. – This, too.
– Take it all, Chase! – Take it away and burn it.
– ( coughs ) All right! Gather yourself! Gather yourself.
We gotta get in here and smell. ( gasps )
My eyes are watering.
I’m crying. What the– It’s like magic in a bottle. It’s like Christina Aguilera. I’m still getting some of it,
though. Oh, she’s not magic in a bottle.
She’s genie in a bottle. ( whispering )
Get in there. – Oh.
– Wow. – It’s still fishy.
– No, it’s in there. It’s… But the Unicorn Gold
grips your nose, and says, “I’m here, too.” Uh, dude, they both stank. – They both stank.
– They both stank. Which stanks less? I’m really trying. And there’s only two pieces
of fish in here. It’s so close, though. I’m telling you.
I’m able to stay closer
to this one for a little bit longer
than that one. You’re right. You’re right. The fish is strong with this
one. And it’s actually less fish I think that we
have got to crown Unicorn Gold our king–
well, not that one. Yep, we’re getting it off.
Watch this. Whoop. Just a Drop, you had a good run, but you know what? You’ve been dethroned by Unicorn Gold! Congratulations, Unicorn Gold. If you ever just eat
surstromming, and you don’t digest it,
and you just– it goes right through your body and your drop it in the toilet, this is gonna be the best
solution for that. Mm-hm. Next up, we’re setting the world
of sports on fire, literally. We need to set a match on fire.
Yeah. Rhett:There’s nothing like
the sweet smell of success,
unless you’ve smelled
our cologne.
Grab Mythical No. 9
at mythical.store.

100 thoughts on “Ultimate Toilet Poop Perfume Test

  1. Rhett: it's like magic in a bottle.
    It's like Christina Aguilera.
    Link: I'm still getting some of it tho
    Rhett: oh she is not magic in a bottle, she is a genie in a bottle. Lmfao! Rhett was so happy and serious.

  2. Rhetts comment about driving through Georgia and hitting skunk smell is pretty accurate tbh. Georgia is skunky ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. I love gmm. But I dont think this is very accurate because you changed the smelly object every time. If you used the same thing every time (such as poop lol) It would be a more accurate test. Say some things smelled more strongly than others. Edit: I know they might be doing that to add some humor and more entertainment but its not accurate๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. That stuff doesnโ€™t help. You fart the whole time you shit. That doesnโ€™t go under and thatโ€™s what smells the most.

    Speaking of do Stevie and Lizzieโ€™s prolapse party!

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  7. Durians are my favourite fruit we in asia love durians they are the king of fruits it smells weird at first but taste amazing! Red prawn durians are my favourite

  8. I was excited that yall acknowledged the poo-pourri toilet spray. Then not so happy when you guys poo pooed it. These other toilet sprays were fascinating but I think you could've given the poo-pourri a better chance. It has more than just one scent. It has at least 5 different scents and its more well known and more popular than these others.

  9. Time to watch two men who are already married try to find the perfect toilet perfumes on dirty toilets ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  10. In order for them to actually do this right, they should have used the same thing every time for this to be acurrate.

  11. โ€˜itโ€™s like magic in a bottle…. itโ€™s like Christina Aguileraโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Itโ€™s just Silent for 2 second and just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Anyone else feel like VI Poo missed a chance with their slogan? I feel their gold would have been, "VI Poo… We keep the stink away from yoo" ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ No? No good. I blame Link. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  14. Always bought V.I.Poo but after seeing this I switched to unicorn gold. As you would say thanks to your scientific Testing haha

  15. Lol, I was "inpired" to try these myself haha. Googled which is available in my country and unicorn came up, but I said: Let's wait and see which one wins before I buy, and funny thought unicorn won! Lol.

  16. Link: EUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH
    Rhett: Oh-o… OH-GOD! HoW DOeS iT HAppEn!?!?
    Link: UGH
    Rhett: OH NO!
    Link: WE GOT TO SCOOP IT!
    Rhett: NO, WE GOTTA GET IT IN THERE. wE GotTa gEt iT In tHEre… OOHHH I NEED A GAS MASK. BAHHHHHH!
    Link: AHHHHH

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